Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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