my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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