Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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