he wants to bone in the snuggie
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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