dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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