Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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