is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Two words: nipple clamps
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