I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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