I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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