Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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