i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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