I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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