yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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