all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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