so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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