I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Randomize