i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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