Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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