I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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