Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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