Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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high people should be assigned attendants
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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