Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize