one two three fourrrrnication!
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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