she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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