elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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