Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It's never too late to be topless.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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