does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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