the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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