Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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