this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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