How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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