Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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