So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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