What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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