I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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