It's like a parade of train wrecks.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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