I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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