Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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