I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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