she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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