Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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