ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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