We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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