you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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