If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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