what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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