So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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