i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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