Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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