her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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